I Was Born To Ramble

literallyunbelievable:

Never knew that!

justinericgrace:

look i don’t want to crap on anyone’s deal but one reason i felt really icky during the latest rape joke thing was that in every single one of the articles, whenever it came time to make lists of oppressed persons, not a single author thought to include “the poor.”

if as comedians and people we…

Conservative accusations are getting out of control.

louie4711:

Story Pirates fundraising update! I’ve raised $120 so far for arts and education programs in low-income schools.

I’ve got 23 days to make it up to $2000. Please help me out and donate! Or if you can’t spare the money, please reblog!

I imagine the guy in red is saying, “Ha, his pink sign is sooooo gay! What kind of faggot is against gay marriage?”

Minnesota now has same-sex marriage, still lacks a sense of irony.

charlietodd:

Abercrombie is in the news this week because their CEO says he doesn’t want fat people to shop in his stores.  As a result, about a dozen people have emailed Improv Everywhere in the past two days suggesting we send a bunch of overweight people into one of their stores.

It’s been fun to write back and say, “Yes, we did this 6 years ago.”

Watch the video of 100 shirtless men of all shapes and sizes invading the 5th Avenue Abercrombie: No Shirts - Improv Everywhere

Photo: Actor Justin Lang poses with a surprised, real Abercrombie model in front of the 5th Avenue flagship store.  Photo by Katie Sokoler.

The old Improv Everywhere site used to used pictures from missions as part of the title banner so when you visited it, there was a good chance you would see me shirtless.

bridgecomedy:

ucblove:

“I could listen to Frank Hejl’s Orson Welles impression forever.”

 

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Hooray! This was my submission.

justinericgrace:

Howdy.

I am writing this to warn you of a gentleman who committed willful theft at an open mic at Niagara Bar last night, in the hopes that something similar will not happen at your show.

The guy’s name is Brendan Kerr. I was sitting next to him last night. When it was his turn to go up, he had…

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.

Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!

This is brilliant.

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I’m really going to ComicsAlliance’s “Great Comics that Never Happened” feature.